Friday, June 15, 2012

Manhood Lost

Conversation I totally had with Vern last night while sitting on the couch:

Me: Hey, can I borrow your hair tie?
Vern: looks incredulously down at his wrist before pulling it off hesitantly *sigh* Yes, but I need it back.
Me: staring There are some things you should never hear your boyfriend say - and that is one of them.

Pretty sure a bit of his manhood was lost with that conversation - but at least he knows how I feel when I can't find a hair tie. Needless to say, I forgot to give it back and got an early morning text of "Where's my hair tie?"
Whoops.
Maybe it's time for a hair cut babe. :)


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